After much success with the original version we could not resist including some more amusing bolloxology from the world of football.

Ø "Cum on Seltik beet dem hun cunts"-the sweetness of a Keltic fan watchin Keltic v Hibs

Ø "Miserable shites! Coming second as usual!"-the description of the race we had with the team bus on the way back from Dundalk

Ø "F.C Copenhagen"-The ridiculous chant sung by some gobshite (wasn't me!) while standing beside the Brondby casuals in Tolka. Luckily I live to tell the tail.

Ø "Yer not a real Catholic unless ye've been to Parkhead"-yet again the sweetness

Ø So a Keltic fan beats it into you that Keltic are Irish. Then you ask them who the first BRITISH team to win the European Cup was and they say Keltic with great pride. Sad

Ø "We've got the most grounds in Ireland"-Dodgy chant sung by the Franticks fans. Talk about being desperate! If you put both grounds together, Richmond Kip incorporating Baldonnel Hyland Park would still not be a ground! There's a great pitch out there too, what a waste

Ø Yet again, we're on the road heading to a Reds game, and we're stuck in traffic. Now when I say we're going 21/2 mph. No exaggeration, but anyway. There's a copper at the side of the road, curiously eyeing the massive traffic jam, but he has a speed camera at hand. Crazy!

Ø "Even the ugly ones are gorgeous!"-A Shels fan sums up the talent on offer in Copenhagen

Ø "In-ger-land"-Some fucked up chant about some country near Ireland. And I thought the Danes had good English!
Ø Whilst on the subject of coppers. On the way home from Derry last season, five Shels fans (1 aul'fella, 4 kids) were stopped for the foot and mouth spray, where they were met by a friendly copper. A little too friendly infact, that he recommended a pub for the five of them to hit on the way home. What? Four underage kids and a man that's DRIVING, and there's a man of the law recommending the best pubs around. Madness!

Ø I was at the Ireland Portugal game last June, wearing my Reds jersey as always. Anyway, there I was minding my own business, when some prick/gobshite / loser / dickhead / arsehole in a Chelsea jersey comes up and says "Here mista, wha' ar ye weerin' tha' fer, Shels arn't playin'" Well I hope Chelsea got hammered!

Ø Rovers in Tallaght!

Ø "I saw James Keddy crossing the road the other day" says someone. "Did he miss" was the response

Ø "I'm here to win things"-Scully on his move to Rovas. I believe he was odds on for the Christmas raffle

Ø "Jaysus, it must have taken them ages to put them seats in". "Your right there chief, a hundred years to be exact" Ah the bitterness! Two Shels fans reflect on the "upgrading" of Dalymount

Ø Are ye right son, we head for the early dart"-a crazy aul'fella at the Ireland-Holland match (with ten minutes remaining!) I thought the mad bastard was serious. So did his son. Marvellous!

Ø "I see he can play a bit of football (short pause) ah sure Keely will soon change that!"- Ron on young Wesley

Ø If they hand back the six counties, we'll give them back Glasgow!"-Yet again, the bitterness!

Ø "They're as evil as the American government!"-Let's take time to reflect on the cause of the GAA