The First Ever Editorial in RedInc.
(Interesting to see how some things have gone, but others are unfortunately still with us.)

Welcome to the first issue of our glossy mag. Thank you for buying Red Inc. Once again, we have thrashed Rovers, and can now rescue our season by winning the Cup. It will be a pleasure to knock Bohs out too and leave them with only the prospect of relegation. Despite what some people might think, this season has been more successful than last year - at least we have bagged the President’s Cup (captured in the Stadium of Dark).
We would like to take this opportunity to wish Rovers the best of luck in their move to Talla-fornia. Now we can proceed to disinfect the ground over the summer, and get the pitch back in order. Is it a coincidence that the Bar is allegedly getting refurbished at the end of the season?
We could not let the opportunity pass without commenting on the worst signing of the season (even worse than Neil Trebble). It has to be “The Premiership”, a snip at £3m for R.T.E. It can’t even get into Network 2’s Top 20. Beaten by such luminaries as “Sabrina the Teenage Witch”. Well done to R.T.E., again.
Unfortunately we couldn’t get the 64 page full colour supplement to the printers in time for above this issue (maybe next time!).